SOUND SEEKERS: Bidiniband releases its second album, frontman Dave Bidini submits to a Q&A (that’s Dave Bidini, not Bikini)
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SOUND SEEKERS: Bidiniband releases its second album, frontman Dave Bidini submits to a Q&A (that’s Dave Bidini, not Bikini)

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Bindiniband (L-R): Don Kerr, Dave Bidini, Paul Linklater, and Doug Friesen.

That Dave Bidini — he offers up an easy metaphor by his very existence.

Y’see, I was about to say something about him wearing many hats — author, columnist, rock icon — but the thing is that he actually wears a lot of hats: bowlers, fedoras, and the like. Stick a toque on him and you’ve got the ultimate signifier of his very subject matter: Canadiana.

He wrote about it plenty when he was part of The Rheostatics, and continues to do so in his National Post columns, in his many books, and in song with his current outfit called Bidiniband.

Their newest album, released in January, is titled In the Rock Hall. The band plays an afternoon show at Irene’s this Sunday. Ahead of the gig, Ottawa Magazine razzed Bidini via Q&A.

There are plenty of familiar names joining you on tour. Who is in this Bidiniband?
Don, Doug, and Paul. And Doug Pauls. Who actually doesn’t exist.

Bidiniband released its second album, In the Rock Hall, in January. The title comes from a Paul Quarrington (RIP) poem. The Rheostatics’ album, Whale Music, was also inspired by Quarrington. What is it about his writing style that makes you wanna write music?
I guess it’s between smart and funny, and then some. I dunno. I guess we’re just Quarrington fetishists.

It’s a coin toss as to whether the floor-filler on this album is “The Best Thing About the ‘80s is You” or “Last of the Dead Wrong Things.” Can you call this one? Which one do you dance along to most?

What’s the plan for the Sunday afternoon show? Can the kids come along? As in the offspring, not the hip kids.
The Hip Offspring: I love that band. Actually, ya, it’s all-ages. So, you can also be very, very old and attend as well.

You’re also playing a hush-hush benefit show on Saturday night. How does one bust into that show?
It’s a private party. I think. Sorry, ladies.

Speaking of rejection, you wrote a book about Gordon Lightfoot, but the singer-songwriter didn’t want anything to do with the process — he’s refused a number of biographers over the years. Baby, Step Back! Now that the book has been published, have you heard from him?
Not a word, but none was expected. Although, you know, my birthday is in September in case he wants to send chocolates. Hmmmmm… chocolates…

You’ve written books about hockey, baseball, any interest in other Canadian sports: Curling? Roller Derby? Political Apathy?
Sigh. No.

You’re obviously very prolific: 14 albums with the Rheos, 10 books since 1998. You must speak good English. But, and be honest here, can you understand everything Conrad Black says without using a dictionary?
I only understand the grunting. And the swearing. Although why everything is like a cow udder is beyond me.

You and Conrad have some shared real estate. You both have appeared in the National Post as columnists. When I searched for your name on the National Post site, it actually asked: “did you mean dave bikini?” Do you have an alter ego we should know about?
Ya, why does that happen? It’s lame. Although I do have an alter-ego. Bug Dan Maldanetti. Rheos fans will know.

What’s it like being with all those neo-cons on the pages of the National Post? You’re like Captain Counterpoint. Do you wear a cape?
I wear a truss.

Some pals and I are trying to fashion a Bidini Song Generator and have come up with the following. Are we missing anything?

-Reference to 20th century history
-Nod to out-of-province town, or hard-to-reach lake
-Music industry memory from ’88-’94
-Wide pop cultural references, some obscure, some not
-More hockey
-Cutting social commentary that is sometimes overt, sometimes buried…
-Occasional trespass into MC territory with rap-style rhyme scheme

Yes. There’s lots of vomit. And boobs. The two are not related. (And by the way there is NO hockey on ITRH. Thank God.)

On average, how often per week do you get asked about a Rheostatics’ reunion?

Speaking of, what is the probability — in percentage please — of hearing a few Rheos tunes on Sunday? “Claire”? “Legal Age Life…”?
“Fat” and “My First Rock Concert”! And the one about the horse. Maybe. If you bring chocolates.

Bidiniband plays Irene’s Pub, 885 Bank St., on Sunday, May 27, 3 p.m. $20 at the door. Capacity: 110 or so.

On Friday, Fogbottom plays the grungy pop-up-style venue at Greenfield and Main streets known as House of Targ. The jam space is the unofficial launching pad for new punk acts in this town. Gig deets here:

Singer-songwriters gather Saturday night at Irene’s for a benefit show. Lynne Hanson, Amanda Bon, Andrea Simms-Karp, Jill Zmud, and Kristine St-Pierre can all wear halos. They’re giving their time and their tunes for War Child. CBC’s Alan Neal hosts. 8 p.m., $12.

Artists and musicians coagulate at Arts Court Friday night for Capital Chill, an evening of live music, art creation, and art sales. It starts at 7:30 p.m. and tickets are $15 via this link: Here is a previous culture column on Mat Dubé, one of the featured artists who will be at Capital Chill:

Dreamphone keeps shoegaze music alive. The trio, led by guitarist/vocalist Jordanna Marchard (ex of Les Allumettes), releases its new EP, Feeling Magenta, Friday night at Café Dekcuf, 221 Rideau St., second level. We Fled Cairo and Heavy Bedroom open. 8 p.m. ,$7.